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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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