Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Take wrong turns

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

No

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What's big and long? My dick.

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