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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

I'm HIV positive.