Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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women sports....

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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