A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mom.

It says so on your cap.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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