Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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breasts

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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