Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Urban ghettos

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

I shot a bitch.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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