- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

you suck

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

hey, my names mark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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