yes i can connor, this is brett.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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