- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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