- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Dear crush, I want to drink you

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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