What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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