How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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ass.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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