What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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this is stupid .... yep

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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