- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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