- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I <3 Hitler

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Reading books

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A Serbian Film

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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