- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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