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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What can fly? Lots of things

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Shea's sty....

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

The Holocaust

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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