Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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