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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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It's all Taggart

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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