Womens basketball

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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You were born.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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no pun intended

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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