- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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