When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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