- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Please? No.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

im gey

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry