So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

The Morman Religion.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Christianity.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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