Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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