- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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