- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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If you were a cactus, why?

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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