A baby seal walks into a club.

a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

go F*** yourself

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Rush Limbaugh

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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