- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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