- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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