- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Do you know the muffin man? No

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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