a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Thats what she said

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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