-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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