Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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