Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Sarah Palin

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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