- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

George Bush.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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