why are black people so fast? because there black

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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I can count to potato.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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