What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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