- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Nickleback.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A: Do you like it B: No

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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