How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

A dyslexic blind man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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