- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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