- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Womans baksetball...

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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