why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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black people

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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