- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

42

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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