- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Your mom.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

why was the man sad? his wife died

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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