Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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