Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Knock knock

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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