What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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