- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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