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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

I dont have a girlfriend

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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