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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Refridgerator.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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