Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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How old is your mom Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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