- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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