- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

YES! EXACTLY!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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