A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Once upon a time, The end.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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