- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

You know what's catchy? A cold

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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