Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Womens' sports

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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gay people

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Walnut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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