- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Your mom is not fat!

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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