- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

richard is fag

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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