What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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The Holocaust

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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