What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Dusters blow stuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why are balck people black because they are

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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