Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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