Punching a baby

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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I have an erection My mom!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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