- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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